Here's a silly little spamfic for you.  I had to get this out
before somebody else did it or I forgot it.

Now, what if the third child was someone different....

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                Neon Genesis Evangelion: Hell On Earth

			   by Shunsuke - |||

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Shinji and his friends were aboard the carrier that was bringing
the third child and her Evangelion Unit to Japan.  They had all
met on the deck, and Touji had been none too impressed with her,
calling her a selfish and spoiled little bitch.  With a brief
demonstration of martial arts, Touji stopped talking.

Below the deck, Misato was trying to avoid her feelings for Kaji
while questioning him on whether this truly was the right person
to pilot an EVA.

"A-are you sure Kaji?  This girl is nuts, she's obsessive, she's
arrogant -"

"A lot like you, Misato?" he smirked.

"Don't change the subject, I don't think...she..."  The finger
which Misato had been poking into Kaji's chest fell to her side
as she looked to her left when the elevator doors opened.
Misato's face bore a look of utter horror at the sight that
stood before her.

"IT-IT CAN'T BE AN EVANGELION!" she cried as she stared at the
pink monstrosity that held her gaze.  "And what the hell is that
around it's waist?"

"It's a frilly skirt, what else would it be?" answered Kaji as
he left through the doors which were about to close on Misato's
face.

"This can't be permitted by regulations!"

"Oh, it's not that big a deal, Misato.  Sure, she's an 'enfant
terrible', a prima donna.  But she wouldn't pilot the EVA if
we didn't let her have her way."

Lights and sirens interrupted their argument as a voice spoke
aloud the warning of the incoming angel.

"My God!" yelped Misato, "Prep the EVA for launch on my mark!
Somebody get the first and third children!"

Misato's call was too late at the third ran down the nearby
stairs and past the two NERV members, dragging a frightened
Shinji behind her, clearly having no intention of letting
him go.

The EVA powered up and was on deck within a minute, Misato
gritting her teeth at the thought of the little holy terror
of a girl she had just met that day.

"I don't know, Kaji, the way that girl treated Shinji and the
EVA like they're her own personal property, it's like she's
hell on Earth."

"Don't worry, Misato, trust me.  The angels don't stand a
chance against this one."  He winked to Misato as the two
walked toward a monitor to see the activity on the deck.

The EVA was now jumping from shipdeck to shipdeck, trying
to catch the Angel; whatever the Angel was, it clearly was
unnerved at the sight and demeanor of this EVA pilot.  Misato
turned on the speakers to speak to the pilot, but was
struck dumb at what she heard:

"Help!  Misato, get me out of here!" cried Shinji.

"Please sit still, Dominic, you'll break Evangeline!" the
pilot shrieked as she turned her attention to the enemy.
"Angela!  Angela!" cried the pilot as Misato turned off
the speaker.

"What did you say was the name of the third child, Kaji?"

"Azusa Langley Shiratori," he replied.

Misato shook her head in despair.

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Okay, I deserve to be shot for this, but what the hey, it had to
be done.